By our man in the Black Hawk, Repoman Jack
Osama Bin Laden done got his ass busted real good. The Seals knew just what they’re doing and our C-in-C is tuned in realtime to watch the show (thought Hilary looked kinda queasy tho). Obama comes outta this looking real fine, he wanted the sucker killed and killed he was, hiding behind wife #3 like a real macho. Navy boys done ‘buried him at sea’. Yeah right. Bet the Marines drew up a real reverential service. American justice.
Big party stateside by all red-blooded Americans. Well not quite. Now there’s these dadbasted do-gooders all cringeing and crying that we never read him his rights or tried to arrest under due process. Due process my boney ass. If ever a man’s guilty as all hell its this varmint. Did we ‘violate his human rights’? Sure did, in spades. And then some.
Now I don’t recall him reading no rights to the victims of 9/11. Or USS Cole. Or them African embassies. Or them thousands of other muslims he killed for deviating from his fundamentalist version. No sir, he’s just a cold-blooded bastard hiding in his mansion while his flankers do his evil. He got his deserts.
The Seals go in
Even more hackling is them Pakistani bandits getting all riled up and saying we violated their airspace and didn’t notify or seek approval for the raid. Well tough talookie, buster. Here’s public enemy No 1 holed up a mile from their elite military academy and 35 miles from the capital for 5 years and they want us to believe they didn’t know nuthin’?? Per-lease! If he was a mile from West Point you bet your ass the CIA would have twigged it pronto. We’ve been saying it for years, we pump in the aid and the military hardware but these hombres just aint our allies, and now we got us proof. So hang your moustache in shame Abdul, the whole world knows you as a two-faced rattler who shelters terrorists. And stuff that up yer violated airspace.
New York Times got it right on the money. Rot In Hell was their headline. And if that violates Satan’s human rights, well its just a risk we’re gonna have to take. Nuff said.
What's got your goat? 
No argument.
Actually you highlight the real danger against human rights at the end of your rant. I wouldn’t wish the company of that sanctimonious, murderous little Allah botherer on Satan.
Just read that Hamas have condemned the killing. Says it all really, normally they’re all in favour of it.
Wills & Katey need a honeymoon where no-one will find them. Abottobad anyone???
It’ll be a B&B in Aldershot.
Tests on Bin ladens DNA show 57% coconut, 23% chocolate, 7% milk additive, 6 % oxidant, 5% preservative and 2% packaging. Experts say its due to the Bounty on his head.
Now I don’t mind the long-stay patients who hang out here having a little fun. Even the odd nomad. But I do feel strongly about this whole clambake. Now what Dirty Harry called ‘them goddam pen-pushers down City Hall’ have gotten themselves some traction, asking if this was a raid or assassination, if we have followed ‘all due precedent and protocol’, whether we had mechanisms to ensure fair trial, and so on.
I say “Ding dong the witch is dead”. End of.
Too right. The last thing wanted was a trial, with lengthy legal argument while jihadi twattists slammed themselves into the court building. A trial was never going to happen. Now what I’d like to see is a second raid on OBL’s No 2 (begins with Z)who’s holed up in some Paki generals granny flat. Ker-splat! Then let the pen-pushers write tortuous pices on whether or not 1 or 2 targetted killings are acceptable. Go git ’em boy.
Looks like Ming’s journey to the Dark Side is complete when he can out-hawk BoJo & the Torygraph
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/columnists/borisjohnson/8501595/Lets-be-clear-Osama-bin-Laden-was-executed-and-for-good-reason.html
I knew a goat called “Fang”.
Who got that goat? Probably the man who wished to discuss goose shit.
You really had to be there.
The Minger was there. He’ll tell ya.
A timely reminder of the importance of crafting a skillful introduction to controversial debating topics. When one opens a door in a state of advanced self-imposed fragility and an agitated and total stranger hits you with “Its about this goose shit” one senses a severe test of reality management skills, coupled with a more general regret over the decline of public manners.
To avenge the death of OBL 2 suiciders blew up 80 of their own folks. You see the kinda people we’re dealing with here? Go figure.
lets hope they keep it up, problem sloved LOL
It’s not so long ago that we thought the Druze were the region’s flakes. Such innocent times. Now they’re the voice of reason & a force for stability when compared with the real psychos. In a world where Hamas can win elections, I’ll be in the shed. Just don’t approach without announcing yourself.
Thought th Druze were a goth band!!! 😉
Actually the Druze morphed into several factions including Hezbollah (Shi’te, Iran backed) Black February (Sunni, Lebanon backed) and Grey Monday (apparently Syrian funded). When the Wahabis exported their own extremist brand from Saudi they were rejected by OBL & AQ (Sunni) and Iran/Hezbollah (Sh’ite)The Muslim Brotherhood (Egypt) seems to be in transit towards an overtly political role,while Palestinian factions Hamas (terrorist, Gaza) and Fatah (ex-terrorist, useless, west bank) are now making up, much to the fury of Israel (US)who never needed much of an excuse before reverting to biblical smiting mode.Gaddhaffi’s the one in the silly hats, while Mubarak is suddenly hospitalised. Assad is the chinless son of a blood-drenched dictator who was occasionally allied to Saddam who (contd p. 94)
p. 94
… in no way was connected with Islamic Jihad (hardcore extremists) and sworn enemies of Jihadi Islam (extremist hardcore), a militant faction of Death To Crusaderism, thought to be loosely allied to Kill All Infidels Now (moderate revisionists).
Meanwhile, in a shock move, the Peoples Revolutionary Front for Judea….. (contd p.95)
I really do fail to comprehend the brouhaha behind the graceless death of yet another uncouth and unkempt desert prophet. He wrote nothing of significance and his dress sense and personal hygiene were contemptible.
Lit Crit 101 dont make a full Politics semester, Prof